[M] Mari belajar matematik!

Acim Sebagai guru matematik
Azam sebagai pelajar

Acim:ur 2 testis ball + my 2 testis ball =?

Azam:1 ball bowling, 1 ball tennis, 1 soccer ball , 1 bolhassan

Acim:very good,next question, my penis+you penis=?

Azam:the kl twin tower

Acim:next question,my pundi x your pundi=?

Azam:pundi to the power of two

Acim:next question, my gal bladder - your gal bladder=?

Azam:equal to the pengetua skolah gal bladder

Acim:my butt divided by 6 + your butt divided by 2=?

Azam:8 butts with tanda sirim

Acim:if u given choice between 10 biatch and 10million dollar which 1 u choose?

Azam:i choose 5 biatch + 5 million dollar

Acim:if my middle finger pointing at u,whats ur reaction?

Azam:is it meaning i should lick it?

Acim:take ur phone,on the camera,body straight to the phone,eyes open widely,lips make it sexy,and
snap = FAILED. then,what is 2 minus 4?

Azam: 2 minus 4 equal 4 gugok ditolak 2, 4 gugok lm parit


Acim:2 santan kelapak 3kg sugar 10kg keras(beras accually) jasmin?

Azam:teacher..thats not math question -.-

Acim:opps,thats my buying list XDDDDDD,Facebook+Blog=?

Azam:equal to your face blocking the road

Acim:How much do i love you?

Azam:errrrk..i dont have answer for that :P

Acim:The answer is..I am not a gay xD

Azam:LOL

Acim:alright next question..3 monkey plus seven =?

Azam:teacher i got to go pee

Acim:thats not the answer

Azam:teacher nature calls -.-

Acim:still wrong answer

Azam:teacher,the nature just 3g me..nature said i have to go pee

Acim:wrong

Azam:TEACHER...I WANT TO  THROW MY BIG WATER ON YOUR FACE

Acim:Correct!

Azam:can i pee now?

Acim:under ur table have an empty bottle. u understand what i mean?

Azam:is it mean that i must throw the rubbish?

Acim:no, u should pee inside the bottle and drink it.yummy.

Azam:oke wait a minute....done!

Acim:back to question,are u a player?

Azam:i do play a lot of games.

Acim:i mean are u a playgirl?

Azam:i am a playboy not a playgirl.

Acim:nice answer.kantoi suda.

Azam:......

Acim:wtf

Azam:welcome to facebook

Acim:wth

Azam:welcome to home

Acim:OI

Azam:oh intanku?

Acim:Oimysm?

Azam:Oh intanku miss you sambil menyelam :D

Acim:end of question lets see how many mark did u get..The total is..your totally an idiot xD

Azam: -.-'

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