Terdapat banyak TAPAK mangkuk dibuang di TAPAK pelupusan itu. Kali terakhir aku TANGGA, dia duduk di TANGGA.
BERIKUT adalah senarai peserta yang akan BEREKOT dalam acara larian amal. Mereka melemparkan cebisan KERAK nasi ke arah sekumpulan KERAK.
Kanak-kanak berumur bawah 12 tahun akan dihadiahkan sebiji BELON setiap kali mereka menaiki BELON. Rahsia ini jangan diPADAH dengan orang lain kerana ianya boleh membawa PADAH kepada kita.
SEBARANG maklumat berkaitan rancangan ini mesti dibuat dengan teliti, jangan SEBARANG. Setelah KEPAK terbang seharian, burung itu hinggap sebentar merehatkan KEPAKnya.
Semua ayam yang diBIAKnya masih terlalu BIAK untuk disembelih. Suasana tepi pantai yang NYAMAN membuatkan makanan terasa lebih NYAMAN.
Perempuan LAWA itu sangat LAWA
JO:Pahal ko manas kt tokey kedey 2 inggit ya?
BO: Tokey ya bulak aku. Aku beli 3 brg ny mntak 6 inggit. pdh keday 2 Ringgit .palat na
JO: Ko pdh bntang peliharaan ko mati lemas? Cne ko tauk ny mati lemas?
BO: Aku bela ikan emas. ku nga ikan ku mati lm aek!
JO: Aku ada AIDS? Chibai ko mdh gya.ne ko tauk?
BO: Aku baca 1 dari 10 org kt negara ta tk ada aids. Aku dh tyk 9 orang, semua sekda aids, kwu org ke 10, xboh tyk aku dh tauk kompom ada.
JO: Bo, ku dengar bunyi batok ko mkin trok!
BO: Ya ka? mun gya aku perlu byk blatih gk batok pey xtrok glak .
JO: Phl kopi dpolah ko tok masin asa?paloiiyy!
BO: Gula dah abis!
JO: Nk ko kah garam lm ya phl?wtf..
BO: Kn aku dh pdh gula dh abis!
JO: Bapak aku polis.suma org takut ngn ny.
BO: Eleh bapak aku gk terer. mun ny soh tundok, mesti org ya tundok .
JO: Wow! bapak ko keja pa?
BO: Tukang gunting rambut.
JO: Apa dbincang torg tk pok?
BO: Mkorg rancang sal perang dunia ke-3.
JO: Yaka? Pa nk akan tjadi lak?
BO: Mkorg mk bunuh 140 juta org ngn Justin Bieber.
JO: Justin bibir?eh. Justin Bieber? Phl Justin Bieber?
BO: Tga!Aku dh pdh,xda sorg pn ambik kesah sal 140 juta org nk tkorban ya.
Dad: Thnx for approving me dear.
Son: Dad? U made a facebook? WTF!!
Dad: What does 'WTF' means?
Son: Oh,it means Welcome To Facebook..
JO: Helo,besok kol brapa library bukak?
BO: Kol 9 pagi.phl pok?
JO: Bo,leh awl kit sikk?lm kol 7 pagi kh.
BO: Rajin na ko nk dtg awl.phl ?
JO: Aku knk kunci dr luar lm library tk..
Girl : If i feel bored, what should i do honey??
Boy : call me!
Girl : If i feel sad?
Boy : think of me!
Girl : if i feel lonely?
Boy : meet me!
Girl : if i feel sleepy?
Boy : dream of me!
Girl : if i feel hurted?
Boy : remember me!
Girl : what if i feel hungry??????
Boy : REBUS MEEE !!!!!
org Amerika kentut ckp EXCUSE ME
org British kentut ckp PARDON ME
org Singapore kentut ckp FORGIVE ME
org kita kentut ckp NOT ME! NOT ME!
Customer : Waiter, what’s the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?
Waiter : I wouldn’t know, Sir, I’m a waiter,not a fortune teller
Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter : Funny? But why aren’t you laughing?
Customer : Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.
Waiter : That’s all right, Sir, he won’t drink much.
Customer : Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter : So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?
Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask I can take this train to
Kuala Lumpur.
Station Master : No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.
FACT:
1.Create a 'new folder' in your computer
2. Rename your folder to 'CON'
3. tell me if you can? lols
Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I ' ll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I ' ll also stay with your sister.
A policeman stops a motorcyclist.
Police: Why do you wear a woolen cap instead of a helmet?
Motorcyclist: For safety reasons".
Police: You must be joking!"
Motorcyclist: Not at all! I conducted an experiment. I threw the cap and helmet from the tenth floor. The helmet broke into pieces but the cap didn't
One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
MOM:Wake up, son. It's time to go to school.
SON:But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school.
MOM:Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school.
SON:One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.
MOM:Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.
SON:Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?"
MOM:One, you are FORTY-TWO years old. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.
A man was dying of cancer. His son asked him
Son: dad why do you keepon telling everyone that your dying of AIDS
Dad: So that when i die no 1 will have ur mom
Seorang ibu muda tlh mendaftarkn anaknya yg seorang kuat imaginasi di sekolah..
Ibu: apa khabar cikgu, hr ini sye nk daftarkn anak sye ke sklh ini
Cikgu: khbr baik puan, nie spa nama anak puan yg comel nie?
Ibu: haa adik, apa nama adik?..jawabla
Anak: nama saya spiderman
Cikgu: adik, cikgu bukan tanye name superhero adik,tapi ape name sbnr adk?
Anak: oh maaf..nama saya peter parker..
Pada suatu hari ada seorang mamat ni datang dari bandar untuk pergi ke kampung saudaranya....dia tak tahu selok belok kampong ter...sebut...dia terjumpa lah pak aji untuk bertanya.....!!
Mamat : Tok tolonglah saya ni dah sesat...
Pak Haji : Syukurlah....kau dah insaf....bertaubatlah...pintu taubat masih terbuka.
Mamat : ??????????????
Tipah: Eton, aku ni dah 5 tahun kahwin tapi tak dapat anak jugak, camna nak buat ekk?
Eton : Aku pun dulu macam kau jugak, lepas aku jumpa bomoh kat kampung sebelah terus dapat anak.
Tipah: Ish, hebat gak bomoh tu
Eton : Memang hebat, cuma anak aku tu mirip muka bomoh tu.....
Tipah: ?????
Little Johnny was late getting to school.
"Johnny, you're late," scolded the teacher.
"It's not my fault, Miss Jones," Johnny replied. "It's because of the sign."
"What sign?" the teacher asked.
"The one that says, 'School Ahead, Go Slow'. That's what I did," said Johnny.
Wife : can you be true to me this time
Hubby:sure y do u ask
Wife : am i pretty or ugly
Hubby: both
Wife: WAT do u mean both
Hubby: because you are pretty ugly....
Sesumpah disumpah menjadi sesumpah. Sesumpah bersumpah kepada sesumpah agar menyumpah sesumpah yang bersumpah kepada sesumpah. Sumpahan sesumpah kepada sesumpah yang bersumpah kepada sesumpah disumpah agar menyumpah sesumpah yang disumpah. Sesumpah di sumpah dan di panggil sesumpah.
BOY kissing a GIRL
GIRL:Thank u BABY for giving ur chewing gum
BOY: Its not chewing gum, I'm suffering from COUGH
Boy: You're ABCDEFGHIJK
Girl: What's that ?
Boy: Attractive, Brilliant , Cute , Dazzling , Elegant , Funny , Gorgeous , Hot !
Girl: What's the IJK
Boy: I'M JUST KIDDING!!
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