[M for Merepek] Xda Mood

ada satu pertiga perpuluhan enam kosong dua malam yg bising..aku sekda mood....mood aku time ya pergi bersiar2 dgn rakan2 nya sambil makan angin sampe kenyang..maklum lah..budget xda..so angin jadi habuan..angin pn nyman apa.angin yang nyaman mmg nyaman dimamam..lmk aku tunggu mood aku balit.sikkjuak balit2. blom 24 jam gk nepat report ngn polis..hati semakin risau..jiwa setajam pisau lipat yang ku beli di kedai cina botak atau nama saintifik nya padang golf berkualiti tinggi..dalam bahasa endon ianya dipangil DAHI SAMPAI KE TENGKOK..mesti anda ada mcuba meletak dahi ke tengkok.haha.ops smbg cerita tadi, rumah terbakar nmpak asap,hati yang terbakar seperti hati abu bakar siapa yg tahu .nurani seorang satuper empat lelaki mbuatkn aku ingin teriak sekuat hati pergi gim.ya..hati yang kuat maksudnya hati pergi gim...ingin ku teriak menyebut SNEY KO BELI KASUT YA?!KCK EH! I BUKAK FB LOK mok ngelike..di malah hari..aku selalu tidak dapat tidur kerana tidak ada mood..aku lupak mbak mood ku tek..sbb tinggal rah rumah acim..slps itu..aku terus call acim dan berkata..CIM,kw da tangga mood aku x?nya lari dari rumah..riso ku..lalu acim mjawab,tadik ada nya g umh aku men pstwo kejap dhya kelua nya xtauk pegi seney sekda madah..dgn mpuan gk ya kiud kedak wondergirl" ..aku menjadi semakin risau,risau dan risau.risau pisau kata org2 dolok marek.....tiba2 aku rasa kedak mok tido..aku pun tido terus..kakya aku tiba2 bermimpi..mimpi yang sgt aneh..pagi yang indah..mak aku tgh polah sarapan pagi..aku dgn
xberhatiperut sbb aku jual perut aku dgn cina besi riya..dah2..malas ku mok crita pasal ya..and then,and then,and then and then,and then,and then. and then,and then,and then..saba lah..tggu..xpandey saba alu..and then...aku angkat tgn dgn selamba muka tembok cina rm 0.0000000000000000001 smpey nampak bulu ketiak aku nok bertanda tangan artis jepun..lalu mak aku pdh..'panjang na juak bulu ketiak ya..knk xcukur?'kakya aku jawap..'Mak mun dicukur bulu ketiak,kelak setan hilang tempat bergantung' lalu aku pun berlalu melalui laluan lalu itu. biarlah apa org mok pdh sal bulu ketiak aku..aku xkesah.janji aku bahagia aku ada ketiak.kau ada?sikda nk.taik palat kw. sekian itu sajak ce ceriter ce ceriter kite bako pasal aaku sekda mood....if you smell what the rock is cooking..smells like bubuk..i like..maklum lah musim bubuk..bah2..chow lok..mok ngikat pengetua skolah mekorg rah blakang pokok skolah nun..mls mok turun skolah esok..

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By azam and acim :)

[M] Mari belajar matematik!

Acim Sebagai guru matematik
Azam sebagai pelajar

Acim:ur 2 testis ball + my 2 testis ball =?

Azam:1 ball bowling, 1 ball tennis, 1 soccer ball , 1 bolhassan

Acim:very good,next question, my penis+you penis=?

Azam:the kl twin tower

Acim:next question,my pundi x your pundi=?

Azam:pundi to the power of two

Acim:next question, my gal bladder - your gal bladder=?

Azam:equal to the pengetua skolah gal bladder

Acim:my butt divided by 6 + your butt divided by 2=?

Azam:8 butts with tanda sirim

Acim:if u given choice between 10 biatch and 10million dollar which 1 u choose?

Azam:i choose 5 biatch + 5 million dollar

Acim:if my middle finger pointing at u,whats ur reaction?

Azam:is it meaning i should lick it?

Acim:take ur phone,on the camera,body straight to the phone,eyes open widely,lips make it sexy,and
snap = FAILED. then,what is 2 minus 4?

Azam: 2 minus 4 equal 4 gugok ditolak 2, 4 gugok lm parit


Acim:2 santan kelapak 3kg sugar 10kg keras(beras accually) jasmin?

Azam:teacher..thats not math question -.-

Acim:opps,thats my buying list XDDDDDD,Facebook+Blog=?

Azam:equal to your face blocking the road

Acim:How much do i love you?

Azam:errrrk..i dont have answer for that :P

Acim:The answer is..I am not a gay xD

Azam:LOL

Acim:alright next question..3 monkey plus seven =?

Azam:teacher i got to go pee

Acim:thats not the answer

Azam:teacher nature calls -.-

Acim:still wrong answer

Azam:teacher,the nature just 3g me..nature said i have to go pee

Acim:wrong

Azam:TEACHER...I WANT TO  THROW MY BIG WATER ON YOUR FACE

Acim:Correct!

Azam:can i pee now?

Acim:under ur table have an empty bottle. u understand what i mean?

Azam:is it mean that i must throw the rubbish?

Acim:no, u should pee inside the bottle and drink it.yummy.

Azam:oke wait a minute....done!

Acim:back to question,are u a player?

Azam:i do play a lot of games.

Acim:i mean are u a playgirl?

Azam:i am a playboy not a playgirl.

Acim:nice answer.kantoi suda.

Azam:......

Acim:wtf

Azam:welcome to facebook

Acim:wth

Azam:welcome to home

Acim:OI

Azam:oh intanku?

Acim:Oimysm?

Azam:Oh intanku miss you sambil menyelam :D

Acim:end of question lets see how many mark did u get..The total is..your totally an idiot xD

Azam: -.-'

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kebesokkan hari...

acim: zam bgn gik oi.
azam: phl cim?gik awal tk kol 2 ptg.
acim: .......
azam:noktah noktah noktah noktah.
acim:noktah kepalak lutut besbol kw.
azam:knk msti kepalak lutut?knk x tumit and etc
acim.....
azam: noktah lagik.mok makan kaki masak kunyit ka.
acim: kelak lh kit aku gik kenyang tk.
azam: bh aku mandik lok.
acim: ya pn mok pdh ka.mok join
azam: kepalak charger kw.mandik la kedirik sinun
acim: alaa.bole laaaa
azam: ng mok knk sula ny tk.
acim: sulaaaaa?wowww
azam: = =''
acim:sama dgn, sama dgn = =
azam:jgn smpey aku marah,kw pk dekat ka samarahan ya..
acim:pa cita taduak tok?tadik pdh mok mandik sama
azam:gay alu eh -.-
acim:bukan taduak memang dilahirkn gay ka?tgga ko tanda lahir rah burit ku tok..
azam: mun aku tampa tk sampe kelangit mun x keparit.
acim: mun aku tampa balit?
azam: tampa pande balit ka?
acim: balit ke pangkal jalan.
azam: siney pangkal jalan?
acim: sikjaoh dari jln bintulu-sibu, simpang mk g singapore.
azam: mati indah aku men gem tk dga loyar kw.
acim: indah ka mati?
azam: indah lah juak..ada pelangi and embun..siap ada awek cantek gik.. :D
acim:merepek lah ya..
azam:bukan taduak nang salu merepek ka?
acim:ya bukan merepek..
azam:mun bukan merepek apalah?
acim:moon ya bulan merepek ya sejenis keropok buatan dari London..
azam:stat lah gila ya..
acim:nang..aku pun siktauk apa d crita taduak tok..torang nok baca tok tauk ka?xtauk kan? :P
azam:-.- aku mok stat gila juak lah :D
acim: haha.sapa2 nok baca pey abis dipolah mekduak azam tk ng tenkiu byk2 lh.
azam: hahhha yalah.aku tauk sapa nok salu baca tk cim.
acim: sapa?
azam: adalh yaaaa mls aku sebut nma cdak.senyum2 dh cdak baca tk.
acim: aok eh.haha.
azam: PHL BUTANG CAPSLOCK AKU TOK
acim: butangspaceakuilangzamgnetok
azam:HA!BOK KU INGAT CAPSLOCK AKU PEGI MNTK BERAS RAH UMAH SEBELAH TEK..
acim:spaceakuney?
azam:BUKAN SPACE KW DAH KEMBALI KERAHMATMATULLAH KA?
acim:.....
azam:PHL?
acim: sekdahalcarikhal
azam: dh jmpa pn butang caps lock aku.
acim: bahakuginetok?
azam: try kw tekan Ctrl W
acim: dh! yeahh. kw tauk gne mok tuka kaler facebook jadi ijo taik?
azam: gne?aja aku
acim: tekan kw Alt F4
azam: aok eh! kcakkk!
acim:nang kacak..hahaha.
azam:kw tauk gney mok tuka nya jadi kaler itam?
acim:gney?
azam:tutup ku duak belah bijikkkkkkkkkkkkkkk mata kw ya..kakya wana hitam lah nya..
acim:knk xpdh cabut jak bijik mata..alang2 dah ya..
azam:Jgn tamak!
acim:org tamak selalu untung
azam:shut up!
acim:shut down
azam:damn you
acim:damn i
azam:Stop it okey?
acim:how to stop..there's no trafic light xD
azam: bh dari tadik aku mok mandik xjuak mandik2
acim: mandik la kw nun.aku mok onsembilan jap
azam:kejap oww? dr pagi smpey malam..
acim:hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa

Dialog tadi adalah sedutan kisah pagi tadi pagi..kisah sebenar benarnya di rumah azam..tapi sebenar nya..kami tipu ja :D sng alu knk bulak :P

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by acim and azam

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Well, I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. i makes mistakes. i am out of control and at times hard to handle. but if you can't handle me at my worst. then you sure as hell. don't deserve me at my best. i've made mistakes in my life. i've let people take advantage of me and i accepted way less than i deserve. but, i've learned from my bad choices and even though there are some things i can never get back and people who will never be sorry. i'll know better next time and i won't settle for anything less than everything. i don't care if you like me or not. because it's better to be hated for who you are than love for who you not. nobody’s perfect even me. i’m happy with what i’ve got. what i have now might be all that i have in my whole lifetime. i’ll never know what i’ve lost ‘til it’s gone that i believe based on experience. i think i’ll always have something or someone for as long as i want to. what i don’t realize is that if i take them for granted, they just might get sick and tired of waiting for me to come to my senses and just tell them what i should tell them instead of telling them only the things i’ve forced to say. Arghh! what ever i really utterly want to say to them, scream it to their faces. doing that is better than holding it all inside and letting them just pass me but until i realize that it’s all too late. regret will conquer me. i’ll never feel more remorseful in my entire lifetime. sounds awful ei? the only way i’ll prevent this from happening in my life is if i start to live life to the fullest and see things in a different perspective. i know, this is all oh-so cliché, but it’s all just so true. i have to keep in mind that life is like a box of chocolates, i’ll never know what i gonna get. Haha. so now, this is more than just cliché, but yet again, this, too, is true. life is too unpredictable for me to let things happen just because, every moment in my life that passes by will be a memory i’ll be wanting to return to in the future. now, all i can do to go back and relive this memories is to reminisce and try to remember what i felt exactly when that moment happened. how nostalgic. well, that is my life. that is reality. that’s just basically how things are. but that just me. and that's all i can be. you can say anything about me, but i am what i am. and that's something you can never be. Thats me.. ACIM PANZEE . =D